MissDirt

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    mulaneysbutt:

    "But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

    Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

    (via grownladynotebook)

    — 2 hours ago with 28104 notes

    slamwise-gamgee:

    i just need to tattoo

    "Sorry, I can’t, I have roller derby practice"

    across my face so people stop asking me if I am going to (x) activity 

    (via thunderxvenom)

    — 2 days ago with 5 notes
    hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

How an entire generation cannot stop using possibly the most inaccurate headline cliche of all time.

    hornyteen1936:

    the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

    How an entire generation cannot stop using possibly the most inaccurate headline cliche of all time.

    (Source: yvngpharrell, via ma11ory)

    — 2 days ago with 182428 notes

    mattharv666:

    skankmcmeow:

    I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

    Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

    A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

    Why?

    She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

    At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

    Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

    Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

    So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

    As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

    Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

    Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

    (via thedebonscaregentlequeer)

    — 2 days ago with 141247 notes
    Women, this is why we need to reject that whole idea of a beauty standard. A beauty standard is actually a social agreement that tries to make women behave and conform and fall into line. It is unfair, unrealistic, and for lack of a better word, completely fucking absurd. It is cut from the same cloth as racism, ableism, cis-sexism, and the myriad other way in which humans fail to see each other’s humanity. Change the way you think about human beings. Change the way you think about yourself and other women. 

    Women, this is why we need to reject that whole idea of a beauty standard. A beauty standard is actually a social agreement that tries to make women behave and conform and fall into line. It is unfair, unrealistic, and for lack of a better word, completely fucking absurd. It is cut from the same cloth as racism, ableism, cis-sexism, and the myriad other way in which humans fail to see each other’s humanity. Change the way you think about human beings. Change the way you think about yourself and other women. 

    (Source: marfmellow, via owning-my-truth)

    — 2 days ago with 25564 notes
    tormy-pickeels:

nice how they gave the murderer a chance to clear out his social media history to protect his reputation while the unarmed black teen who got shot had his reputation dragged through the mud

    tormy-pickeels:

    nice how they gave the murderer a chance to clear out his social media history to protect his reputation while the unarmed black teen who got shot had his reputation dragged through the mud

    (Source: justice4mikebrown, via isnerdy)

    — 2 days ago with 9066 notes
    slutties:

Ezra looking fine as hell

    slutties:

    Ezra looking fine as hell

    (via be--blissful)

    — 2 days ago with 5354 notes