Azar Nafisi
Source: jezblog.com
Author of Reading Lolita in Tehran
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS ONE OH MY GOD
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE ON TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPATIAL PLANES
COSMO SEX TIPS: CREATE A PARADOX
I will never stop thinking Cosmo is hilarious for its apparent belief that it invented sex. Also, gravity-defying sex.
I’m particularly fond of the weird Nazi undertone in the implication that blond kids are better. Also, the super accurate brain part labeling.
just because it’s pretty.
Lisa Simpson: A little girl who loves to learn.
From the newest episode, Bart asking Lisa if she really needs all this Kurt Vonnegut.
Lisa: “They self-reference each other!”
Submitted by eatingoutinlondontown
- Her: so, apparently unicorn poop cookies are a thing. also, whoever designed them has obviously only seen dog poop and not horse poop
- Me: LOL I feel like this either came from The Daily What or icanhaz*.com
- Her: from my mommy board and the pinterests. I don't know about you, but I am not interested in any cookie or candy concoction that attempts to resemble poo or dog food http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/ ... because apparently there's also something called puppy chow? and there are variations on the name that are similarly gross
- Me: ok so i'm just completely childish i guess b/c if someone presented me with unicorn poop cookies in place of, say, a birthday cake? i would be outrageously happy, but then again, i made the team bake me penis shaped cookies
- Her: i feel like penis cookies are more acceptable than poo cookies. i mean I'll happily make you rainbow sparkly cookies, but I'm not going to make them poo shaped
- Me: and they were decorated with white icing and chocolate sprinkles so... i'm at a particular level of culinary maturity here :p
- Her: nor will i call them poo. heheheh
- Me: BUT IT'S UNICORN SHIT! i mean, obviously, it's magic
- Her: obvs ... i dunno, that's just where I draw the line I guess. I can't handle it
Another person I wanted to be when I grew up. It was partly because she wore lingerie on stage and yelled lots of curse words and partly because she was fucking Kurt Cobain. You know how it be.
(Source: elevatormonkeys)
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